itsasmiles asked: Now what would you say if a smiling god asked you to answer the handjob question?

itsasmiles:

synernist-supervisor:

Fear not Daniel. I won’t allow any more concequences to hit any of you because of public display of affection. If it doesnt harm your work it will be allowed.

That reminds me I still have to make people dissappear who relocated Sammy…

"… I would… prefer that no one be made to disappear, your Great Warmth. Primarily because the likelihood that the order was given by a member of my family is quite high. Samuel will undoubtedly be able to find new employment before the week is over. He’s exceptional. But you know that, sir.”

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"It’s been a long day.”

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itsasmiles asked: Now what would you say if a smiling god asked you to answer the handjob question?

itsasmiles:

synernist-supervisor:

Send it through a sealed envelope I will get it the stamp of approval.

"Yes sir."

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itsasmiles asked: Now what would you say if a smiling god asked you to answer the handjob question?

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dearxlisteners asked: Okay, but Daniel, I think I need to have an intervention with you and Sammy about Cats.

dearxlisteners:

synernist-supervisor:

"…We’ve been over this, Cecil. Biomachines and cats do not coexist peacefully. I don’t want to shut down again.”

"Alright, fine. No more cats. What about dogs, though? Are dogs safe because I at least want a pet other than your seven hundred strexpets around the house!" 

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"Five. Five Strexpets. And yes, dogs are fine. Dogs are safe. Dogs can be recorded without cooking the insides of the responsible device. My eyes are literally cameras, you know… I have to meticulously delete footage of Koshekh whenever I see him. So if you talk to me while I can see the cat I actually don’t remember what you said.”

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Anonymous asked: What's your favorite thing Daniel does for you, Cecil?

dearxlisteners:

"Oh, gosh.. my favorite thing? He does a lot of great things for me, honestly. I would say, hm.. he.." This was actually a hard question.

"I really like how he makes sure to take care of me, though he doesn’t always say it in the most conventional ways. Sometimes I forget important medicine or even eating sometimes and he always likes to remind me so that I’m being healthy and staying alive!"

"You’re hopeless on your own.”

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dearxlisteners:

synernist-supervisor:

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-Fzzzshhht-t-t hshhhh- I a-am c̷al̶̀m̸̨͠lm.

Daniel. Daniel come here. Let’s just sit and calm down. 

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-Fssshhhtssss…-

[A plume of smoke curls from the back of his neck. He licks oil from his lip and nods vaguely, leaning on Cecil]

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silentsecurity replied to your post:with a last name like Palmer, I bet Cecil does great handjobs.

Daniel breathe. Remember your breathing exercises.

dearxlisteners replied to your post:with a last name like Palmer, I bet Cecil does great handjobs.

Daniel, calm down.

-Fzzzshhht-t-t hshhhh- I a-am c̷al̶̀m̸̨͠lm.

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Anonymous asked: with a last name like Palmer, I bet Cecil does great handjobs.

"None of your busi ne s s.”

-Spark. Hsssss.-

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